Matt Davis' Daviscomedy.com - Latest Comments

Re: Miles 2 Give Fundraiser

Zuluhead2112 — Sat, 26 Jan 2013 23:05:03 -0000

Loved you at Stardome a few years back. My favorite part, by far, is that they had to put a disclaimed on the door.

Re: Oh no! The world is going to end, again

Richard Lockhart — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 23:08:10 -0000

The world will only end, if we kill everyone.

Re: Oh no! The world is going to end, again

Richard Lockhart — Fri, 14 Dec 2012 23:07:07 -0000

Re: About

Mike Watson — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 17:25:59 -0000

" his faced paced and often irreverent performances..." "faced paced"?.. Fast surely? Spell check please...:-)

Seriously though....just "discovered" you tonight man.....keep up the good work.

Re: Oh no! The world is going to end, again

Aricca12003 — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:47:19 -0000

Umm...
I thought I was going to be considered for there can goods, bottled water, ammunition and any woman/women who have been coerced to buying into this? WTF
P.S. I love corned beef hash!

Re: To The President of United Airlines

Ryan — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:27:37 -0000

quite entertaining ! I enjoyed reading that.

Re: Politics, Drinking and Driving, and Massage Parlors

Matt Davis — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:18:38 -0000

Thanks, Ryan! And I do the Seattle/Tacoma area. Don't have anything down for next year as of yet though.

Re: Politics, Drinking and Driving, and Massage Parlors

Ryan — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 18:04:32 -0000

you're a funny guy for sure. the bit about the Koreans jacking people off in traffic was hilarious ! Do you ever tour the Pacific NW?

Re: Politics, Drinking and Driving, and Massage Parlors

Anna — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 06:07:29 -0000

Love you, Matt. Come to New Jersey. I discovered you in your Harrisburg, PA routine on youtube where you dealt with a drunk woman heckler. Laughed my ass off! Keep up the great comedy. Anna

Re: Turn off the damn light, Tom

JaneJohns — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:46:38 -0000

HAHA OH MY SO MUCH MATH! YEAH TOM, TURN OFF THE LIGHT DAMMIT!

Re: Turn off the damn light, Tom

JaneJohns — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 11:45:32 -0000

Re: The Plight of the Hermaphrodite

Matt Davis — Wed, 16 May 2012 12:56:29 -0000

Oh dear...

Re: The Plight of the Hermaphrodite

Matt Davis — Wed, 16 May 2012 12:56:02 -0000

Many thanks, Kerry

Re: The Plight of the Hermaphrodite

Matt Davis — Wed, 16 May 2012 12:55:17 -0000

Gracias!

Re: All Marriage is Queer

Jane — Mon, 14 May 2012 23:07:50 -0000

WONDERFUL!!!!

Re: The Plight of the Hermaphrodite

Jane — Mon, 14 May 2012 23:06:25 -0000

This is amazing! I'm sending it to every member of the NC State Assembly!

Re: The Plight of the Hermaphrodite

Kerrythis — Sun, 13 May 2012 20:57:45 -0000

This is brilliant on so many levels. If I had a vagina it would be moist as a car wash drain.

Re: The Plight of the Hermaphrodite

Jillian — Sun, 13 May 2012 17:47:23 -0000

LOL!!!!! AWESOME! JUST AWESOME!

Re: All Marriage is Queer

Jillian — Thu, 10 May 2012 07:39:54 -0000

This is a beautifully made argument! And it's funny in a suck on this kind of way too!

Re: Yes, I like bad girls, Facebook. Now stop it.

Jo — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:39:52 -0000

Hahaha! Fucking gold.

Re: Yes, I like bad girls, Facebook. Now stop it.

Jillian — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 14:18:40 -0000

omfg that was hilarious AND CREEPY!

Re: I Love Walgreens Tweets

Jillian — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 21:31:59 -0000

They let me buy Ambien, Pinot Noir, and a pill crusher, and still say "Have a Nice Day!" ahahahahahahahaha!!!

Re: Santorum Logic Tweets

Jillian — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:50:14 -0000

"Satan is trying to butt fuck America, you better elect me before we are all covered in santorum" I admit I didn't get this at first, then remembered the fluid mix thing... gross! funny funny but gross!

Re: Rick Santorum, back off my junk, bro!

The Billy — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 15:47:40 -0000

hahahahahahaha awesome! just awesome! santorum is such a putz!

Re: Santorum Logic Tweets

The Billy — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 20:54:44 -0000

Hi fucking larious!! LOL omg!